Jackies Sunrise to Sunset Blog Diary June 21 2010

Posted: June 24, 2010 by JDM aka JACKIE SPEAKS in JACKIES SUNRISE TO SUNSET BLOG DIARY, JACKIESPEAKS247 BLOG, RANDOM

Monday June 21, 2010

7:00am Bright and Early ready to take on the world…feeling like nothing can stop me then POW. My phobia!!! A ginormous Centipede is in my Bathroom and im in a rush to get ready for work..of all places it chose the shower, this cant be!..After screaming at it (Yelling “you S.O.B…im gonna be late..” Etc and blaming it for my soon to be conversation with my boss about why im late) I spend 10 minutes trying to kill it then finally after exhausting tactics (spraying it with febreze because thats all i had by me, or trying to drown it with shower tap water) It dies and now i have the wonderful task of removing it ..NICE now theres 20 minutes to take a shower // iron clothes // do makeup and leave.. as you guessed..yes i got to work later than i anticipated.

9:00am …hmmmm is this Iced Coffee? It tastes like Iced Milk!

10:30am “Yes ..that’s what i said Maam…Yes I am calling from a doctors office…NO this is not the patient…What?.. My Name?..sure!..J as in joy A as in Apple..C as in CANT YOU HEAR CORRECTLY…No ..No im not in a bad mood why do u ask?…Why thank you i know i have a nice voice…OK OK Maam..can you answer my questions about the benefits please!…”…..(Ahhhh the joys of customer service calls)

11:45am “Hey girl why are you crying, is everything ok” (Me to my coworker) ..”Yea im going to the doctor im in pain and im already 33 weeks” (her reply) “Oh well..if you want i can walk you there” (BIG RUDE INTERRUPTION VIA THE OFFICE B*TCH THAT HATES ME) “Jackie i got this!!..im right here…*nag nag nag*..” .(Is she crazy?).. “I WAS JUST ASKING!!!…….”(i say ..Mind you i wasnt talking to her, i was talking to my friend..smh some people are just bitter!.. I wasnt testing her managerial skills i saw her “right there” i was asking my friend how she’s doing because shes crying .. theres always one seed in every popcorn bag that thinks they are the kernel of all kernels..

LATER THAT DAY …

Laundry Time!…but first let me enjoy some cool air NOT! I put on the AC and in less than 15 minutes the power got knocked out..using my cell as a flashlight i made my way out the door and told landlord to go “flip the switch” this is an old house..My first apartment ever since i was on my own..but maybe its time to make decisions and or calls to the dept of buildings AAHHH

*Laundrymat Fun* Theres always the one person that has to be a jerk. Me, My friend and this one lady are the only ones at the spot..and you figure they have about 20 of each machine washer/dryer…I go to put my clothes into a dryer and a woman from ten machines down decides she claimed that dryer..(it must be her lucky dryer?) she says “Scuuuseeee me!!!” Im like “YES”? she points at it..so i put on my “WTF Face” and say “Ummm what are you trying to tell me?.. you want this dryer?” she nods frantically with a hand on her hip and attitude..i say “Well theres nothing in it thats all you had to say!” i dont understand all this cryptic laundry sign language .. WEIRD PEOPLE .. if it wasnt for the guy that always conveniently loses some of my socks and or unmentionables id leave the clothes to be done and pick them up!

I Spent remainder of evening watching old funny movies and reciting every word from Night at The Roxbury “No0o00o0oo0o…YEESSSSS”! and of course melting in the heat like an ice cube at the beach…”Dear Landlord…get an electrician or i am going to get one and deduct it from my rent” love Jackie the wicked witch of the south (i live downstairs from him)…

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