SUNRISE TO SUNSET BLOG DIARY MISHAPS AND FUNNIES

Posted: December 18, 2010 by JDM aka JACKIE SPEAKS in JACKIES SUNRISE TO SUNSET BLOG DIARY

So I haven’t done this in a while but I must because way too many funny things go down on a daily basis for me! I do a thing called Sunrise to Sunset Blog Diary..and usually I do AM to PM happenings but lets catch up on a few events back to back over time since it’s been a minute!

SNATCH PATCH DANCE BY RANDOM GIRL:

Let’s see, as I was watching some video footage of a recent event (in which I will not name to protect the people involved) a female whom attended was caught on film doing a dirty dance. Literally. My photographer said to me “She had this weird wet patch by her snatch” in some photos so he erased them as to not embarass her.. however..she still made it thru the video LORD HELP HER!.. Her new name is “snatch patch”. Toward the end of video (so help her if I get into one of my moods) I plan to take that one part and censor out her face and just show the dance. She is grinding with everyone…then mid dry hump she dances alone and suddenly without warning and to the beat.. she turns around bends over and starts tapping her backside ..”im havin a good time niggas tryina ruin it…” (drake playing…) and then the video ends.. WHAT A SCENE! oh well if we post it.. she deserves it because she was out of control all night.. I witnessed the ultimate club fail!!

((SCREENSHOT PIC TO FOLLOW ONCE THE HYPE CALMS DOWN LOL))

SANDBAGGED AND ANGRY:

In other news, 2010 has been a violation of my surroundings. Why?.. because over the summer I was followed home off the train and then grabbed/smacked on the butt simultaneously (I learned that is called “sandbagging”) and I flipped on the guy who happened to be a Mexican man that ended up running for his life when I threw something at him, then chased him.. whatever I’m grown.. I thought hmmm let me kick his ass instead of calling 911 because this isn’t a real emergency and by the time they arrive I’ll be getting arrested for kicking his ass either way!… My friends and family didn’t seem to agree with me so the next day I called my local precinct to file a harrassment complaint (hours after chasing this guy and inquiring at local businesses if they had seen him run by, also warning them of his impending doom when I catch him). The precinct said “Maam you have to call 911” needless to say I told them where to go!!!!! Ive decided I want a taser for my birthday in 2011!..

BLIND OR BRAVE:

Later on in the year as a matter of fact last week, I was touched by someone in an elevator! Not just any some..this someone was clearly not the type that I could punch in the face in self defense. Here’s the long and short of it: A blind man and his seeing eye dog get into the elevator at my job, he walks in with his arm extended and his hand in a palm forward cupping motion and runs right into my left breast (palmed it) then backed off. Then he had the nerve to ask me to push the button for third floor! Me and one other person saw this whole thing transpire (or so I thought). I tried to remain as quiet as possible so he wouldnt “accidentally” touch anything else and when I was leaving he said Thank You -I assume after i hit the button for him and I mumbled an Ummm hmmm JERK!.. Later that day the security guard at my job bursts out laughing because the building has video and audio feedback in the elevators. ENOUGH SAID!! To this very moment I wonder .. was the guy actually Blind or partially visually impaired because that happened way too perfectly, it’s probably his thing..like some kind of Blind guy pick up line.. “Hey baby are those 34 double brailles or what” I imagine him saying that .. anyway….

MTA FAILURES:

Being surrounded by crazy people is one thing.. but have you ever seen a pigeons version of bum fights?. This morning there was a mob of pigeons on the platform attacking each other and then nearly attacking the people on the platform! At one moment people started running in the other direction as the fattest pigeon was swooping so close someone could have lost an eye!!…Here we are worried about them crapping on us from above…smh.

Fair Hikes and Worse service <–I won’t elaborate just ask any New Yorker and you will endure a barrage of complaints for at least an hour.

Parents who don’t control their kids are one thing but a whole cart of them? SERIOUSLY!!!!???? I sat in between 3 parents and about 9 kids as the kids kicked, screamed, sang, play-fought, stood on seats, and mimicked each other.. at one point I said WHO WANTS TO PLAY WHO CAN BE QUIET THE LONGEST (fortunately they got off before me because I couldn’t take an hour of all that crazy stuff) plus one of them challenged me to a sing off and it was way too early!

LOUD AND PROUD:

Usually when I hear someone say “Yo MA!, Let me holla at you” it’s to a female..I was in Union Square NY area and a gay man shouts to another gay man dressed like a woman who still looked like a man…YEAH EXACTLY..”Yo MA”…I have nothing against anyone’s preference but how dare you be so confused and have the nerve to get angry at the one possible person who would speak to you on a flirting basis even if it was crude LOL.. the gay guy acknowledged the guy/girl and said “MA” its not like he screamed “YO IT, OR YO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU” and in turn the she/he he/she said “FUCK YOU, I’M A GUY BABY…ALL MAN”..I almost wanted to say something like “then why do u have lipstick and skinny jeans with a tied up shirt on?..in defense of the other guy who stood shut.. then realized I don’t feel like fighting a man today =) PERPLEXING!

Anyway I’m out for now I’m Blogging, and updating sites..feel free to check out http://www.jackiedamodel.com it’s under construction

twitter = @jackiespeaks247

 

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Comments
  1. hec farrulla says:

    LMFAO at the “Snatch Patch” girl! I also LOL’ed at the blind man! Girl, you go thru some real crazy ish!

  2. pretty much… and now you get to see it for urself the more we work together!!! lmao .. you may also wanna subscribe to http://www.jackiedamodel.blogspot.com

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